They all agree on one thing...it's a conspiracy!!!
Update: I've added a bonus for returning readers and latecomers.
WUWT deniers can't agree about what is happening to the climate (it's the sun, it's natural, it's not warming, it's cooling, we're heading for an ice age, it's thunderstorms, there is no greenhouse effect, it's cosmic rays, it's warming, it's not warming, it's ENSO, it's an ice age) - but when it comes to conspiracies they all agree that climate science is a hoax! A conspiracy! A scam! A SECRET scam!
Ooh, look - another conspiracy. On that famous science-spying blog wattsupwiththat, justthefactswuwt has found that secret countries from every secret continent all around the globe have secretly conspired with the secret UK Met Office and secretly made the world warmer! Well, some places warmer! (and only some cooler.) That proves it! (Not sure what it proves but whatever it is, it PROVES it!)
Just like before, the latest secret changes to HadCRUT and CRUTem are secretly published (huh?) on the secret UK Met Office website here and here, and all these secret places are part of the secret hoax...
As one commenting auditor from WUWT cannily observed:
Peter Wardle says:
May 12, 2013 at 6:04 pm Isn’t this a clear case of fraud? If so how can they get away with it? Perhaps I might rethink my next tax return.
Net Result of the Secret Changes on the Met Office Hadley Centre websiteHere is the net result of all those dastardly secret changes on the HadCRUT global surface temperature dataset. Good grief it's gone up by nearly TEN THOUSAND one millionths of a degree in parts (as Reginald Perrin might say) :
|Only available to bona fide Climate Cultists who have the Secret URL|
Look how HUGE10,000 one millionths of a degree is compared to no change. (Note: it's really MUCH bigger than it looks here. I had to shrink it so it would fit on the blog.)
May 12, 2013 at 7:04 pm When will the funders, our elected officials, wake up to this? If only the Republicans take this up it could make things worse as it will look like more anti-science stuff. How do we get the truth out?Cute, eh! Republicans only make it worse with 'more anti-science stuff'. I guess the message is spreading...
Wanna be a SPY?To secretly spy on previous updates to CRUTem and HadCRUT see this secret discussion on RealClimate.org, which refers to a secret paper published by Jones et al.
Ha, you can't pull the wool over deniers' eyes - they are sharp and onto every secret move!